100+ Father’s Day Jokes That Dad Will Actually Laugh At

How about surprising your dads with something fun this Father’s Day? You can simply pull an Uno reverse card and wish your father with some dad jokes. Nothing can ever top the jokes told by your dad but here are some classics you can use on the Father’s Day card. 

From short jokes to one-liners and dinner table jokes, we have 100+ options for you. So, are you ready to fill this Father’s Day with lots of laughter? Let’s get started. 

Classic Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

1. What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.

2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

3. Why did the phone buy glasses? Because it lost its contacts.

4. What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

6. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

7. Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.

8. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

9. What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.

10. Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.

11. I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.

12. What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.

13. I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.

14. I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

15. What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Star fish.

16. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

17. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

18. What did the computer go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.

19. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

20. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He's a really big dill.

21. What is Santa’s favorite state to visit? Ida Ho Ho Ho

22. Why is sausage bad for you? It brings out the Wurst in people.

Short Father’s Day Jokes for Cards

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23. Why did dad bring extra socks to the golf course? In case he got a hole in one.

24.  Why don’t dads trust atoms? Because they make up everything

25. Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

26. This card is like you—full of dad energy and questionable fashion sense.

27. How do you make 7 even? Take away the S.

28. Thanks for being my prime dad-visor.

29. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

30. How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.

31. You can't spell par entry without "try."

32. How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

33. Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!

34. Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.

35. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!

36. Can February March? No, but April May!

37. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

38. Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.

39. How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!

40. Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.

41. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

42. What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.

 Funny one-liners to Text Dad

43. You’re my hero, even if your jokes are zero.

44. Love you more than you love falling asleep in front of the telly.

45. Thanks for all the lifts. And the life lessons.

46. You’re one of a kind... and that’s probably for the best.

47. You’re nacho average dad.

48. You’ve always been there for me... like Wi-Fi.

49. I inherited your sense of humour. Sorry, world.

50. Here’s your annual thank you card. Don’t lose it.

51. I moustache you a question… will you accept this card?

52. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

53. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

54. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

55. Two blood cells fell in love… but it was all in vein.

56. I wanted to give you a comb for Father's Day, but knew we could never part.

57. You are bear-y koalafied to be the best dad ever!

58. I shore do love you, and I can't wait to shell-abrate you!

59. Your dad yolks are egg-celent and always crack me up!

60. It might be cheesy, but you're the gratest dad.

61. My father doesn't like trees. He thinks they're shady.

62. My father got fired from the keyboard factory. He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Knock Knock Jokes for Father’s Day

63. Knock knock. 

Who's there? 

Bean. 

Bean who? 

Bean thinking about you, dad! 

64. Knock knock. 

Who's there? 

Peas. 

Peas who? 

Peas give me another Green Triangle! 

 65. Knock knock. 

Who’s there? 

Butter. 

Butter who? 

Butter get ready... Dad’s cracking jokes again!

66. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Radio. 

Radio who? 

> Radio not, here I come!

67. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Hatch. 

Hatch who? 

Bless you!

68. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen matter, just let me in! 

69. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out now?

70. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

71. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help opening the door!

72. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ears.

Ears who?

‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

73. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!

74. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya open the door?

75. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice your dad coming home?

76. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

77. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

78. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Andy

Andy who?

And he (pointing towards dad) is giving us Father’s day treat

79. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida who?

Ida like to be your friend!

80. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Warrior

Warrior who?

Warrior been all my life?

81. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you!

82. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita nother minute to think it over

83. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner

84. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie

Barbie who?

Barbie Q chicken

Dinner Table Father’s Day Jokes

85. What do you call it when dad gets to nap, snack, and sit in silence? A successful Father’s Day.

86. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.

87. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good connections.

88. Did you hear the joke about the about the KitKat? I had to have a break after hearing it.

89. A man just stole my milk, butter and cheese. How dairy?

90. Let’s toast to Dad, provider of bad jokes and even worse dance moves.

91. Here's to the one who always said, "Ask your Mum.”

92. You’ve earned every grey hair, and we’re the reason why. Sorry!

93. You taught me how to drive, how to barbecue... and how to dodge responsibility.

94. To the dad who can fix anything... except the group chat settings.

95. Here’s to the man who gives and gives... advice. Whether we ask for it or not.

96. Cheers to the man who still thinks TikTok is the sound a clock makes.

97. Here’s to the man who still thinks Bluetooth is a dental issue. 

98. To Dad: the man, the myth, the legend... of falling asleep mid-movie.

98. Dad, thanks for always keeping it reel. Even when you can’t find the remote.

100. You’ve always been like a father to me. Oh wait…

101. Thanks for being there. Mostly in the lounge. With the remote.

102. I got you a card instead of socks. Growth.

103. Thanks for always fixing things. Even if you broke them first.

104. You taught me everything—except how to not hit snooze five times.

105. (With a beer gift set) “For the man who taught me beer is a food group.”

Conclusion 

The best jokes for a father are the Dad jokes. Whether you are a wife wishing your husband his first Father’s Day or a teenager who loves her father immensely, write jokes on cards instead of simple wishes. A mix of emotional messages with some dad jokes is the best way to wish your father.  
Make your Father’s Day even more special by turning these jokes into a personalized card or message. With Zawa AI, you can easily design a fun and memorable Father’s Day card in just a few clicks.